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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via cumfort)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via collapsed)

litahalford:

looked over and my cat was blogging

(via double2-infinity)

(Source: mickeymilkovichhhh, via collapsed)

(Source: iraffiruse, via gnarly)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via departured)

death-by-lulz:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

(Source: awwww-cute, via collapsed)

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

(Source: nickholmes, via safeguards)

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

(via kingsleyyy)