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My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via orgasm)


if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via yeahbarakat)


how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via gnarly)

(Source: thlnkdifferent)

plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize


I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via orgasm)


the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1

(Source: stability, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: hi)