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stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via orgasm)

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via yeahbarakat)

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via gnarly)

(Source: thlnkdifferent)

plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via collapsed)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via gnarly)

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via orgasm)

stability:

the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1

(Source: stability, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: hi)